joerogan @LoePesci @sherwinlong Hahaha, that's fucking awesome.
joerogan @BrianAybar @duncantrussell #BOOM
joerogan I just heard @LoePesci's "DMT with Joe Rogan" track, and I'm honored! http://t.co/byKCq6sG!
danawhite @Dgreat1j people dig Lebron just not people in Cleveland. I am a huge Vick fan and supporter.
danawhite @fisher5959 LMFAO
danawhite @lrizental I pay them and have made a lot of guys rich! You don't do shit and haven't helped anyone or the sport of boxing.
danawhite @lrizental no u didn't cause ur way off base!!! He has made a shitload of money!!!
danawhite @MyHeartNeedLife ya so worried. Those goons think they are the smartest guys in the fight biz. NOT
danawhite @yeaitskyle so pumped for it
danawhite @petski11 not asking you to. If you don't like Frankie Edgar vs Henderson I don't know what to tell you other than STFU and don't buy it.
danawhite @lrizental ok douche, u are a so called boxing promoter. What do u pay ur fighters? How many millionaires have u made? Have u helped boxing?
danawhite @petski11 u are the only one bitching about it.
danawhite @shrs91 thanks sherwin
danawhite @Rosandich that's awesome! Thanks
danawhite @JonathanMrmack me too!!!
danawhite @10831060010 pumped to be back here and I love the Japanese fans
danawhite @petski11 not all of them and if you don't like this main event you are far from being a hardcore fan. Nothing wrong with that. Don't buy it
danawhite @Rosandich thanks Matt
danawhite @petski11 he better be!!!! U don't have to be.
danawhite @JennyFriedman1 Happy B Day Jenny!!!
danawhite @petski11 pud? What's a pud?
danawhite @Berkovits94 @edbassmaster thank u it was fun. He is a great guy!!!
danawhite @10831060010 excited to be here!!
danawhite @BrookeInVegas NEVER!!!
danawhite @gmos204 prelims are on FX
danawhite @Vidalhit I try
danawhite @petski11 exactly!!! Love the west side hand sign u gangsta u
danawhite @BcDanilo I try to respond to everyone
danawhite @lrizental you are a boxing promoter with 3 followers! You know all about shitty cards.
danawhite @Alizzo :)
danawhite @trife76 oooo scary! U goofy fucker
danawhite @LavaSiLava bro every time I read one of your tweets my IQ drops 5 points! Stop tweeting
danawhite @Briank58 cause it's fun :)
danawhite @josiebray :)
danawhite @trife76 bro u have over 3000 tweets and 21 followers! Means nobody gives a shit what u think. U look like a gangster from the 1920's lol
danawhite @LavaSiLava there you go!!! That's better.
danawhite Just landed in Japan!!! Pumped for UFC 144 Rampage vs Bader, Edgar vs Henderson.
danawhite @CBlackTX not my call
danawhite @LavaSiLava I'm an arcist? Learn how to spell dummy then you can talk shit!
danawhite @BenRios82 they were gonna fight dummy!!! Floyd isn't fighting jeremy Lin.
danawhite @JoeMinsquero thanks Joe
joerogan @thaddeuspresley @amazon #BOOM #THEJREEFFECT
danawhite I still prefer Buffer’s style, but Will Ferrell could be a good back-up Octagon announcer. http://t.co/6amubqs0
joerogan “@mschlo: The Whitest Kids U Know - Pledge of Allegiance is pure brilliance: http://t.co/N9deF6cH http://t.co/jpgiz7qn” flashback!
joerogan “@JaredGreenberg: @joerogan Would this make you switch to Android? http://t.co/pbCBV5kh” The shit is getting weirder and weirder...
joerogan @EvanBudd Congrats! Best of luck and health to your family!
joerogan The Joe Rogan Daily is out! http://t.co/8IMJiBi0
joerogan I just uploaded "#188 - Amy Schumer, Brian Redban" on Vimeo: http://t.co/0rFo4BtJ
joerogan @kenwhacksit @honeyhoneyband indeed we do, my brother. The singularity is near.
joerogan “@honeyhoneyband: we aren't playing in LA anytime soon, but we'll trade you Coachella tickets for jujitsu lessons and a flesh light.” DONE!
danawhite @Siouxperman12 same time
danawhite @xXCrusher509Xx fuckin
joerogan I have the annoying habit of using more than 1 "!" at the end of super enthusiastic statements. It's the only "lol" talk in my grammer.
joerogan Thanks to the hilarious @amyschumer for crushing it on the podcast today. Holy fuck is this chick funny!! Follow her!! Catch her live!!
joerogan Here we go, you dirty bitches http://t.co/FT7bXjFU @amyschumer
joerogan The @honeyhoneyband album "Billy Jack" just carried me through traffic in harmonic bliss. "Angel of Death" is hauntingly beautiful
joerogan @honeyhoneyband I would like that very much. I'm gonna try to catch you guys live in LA!
joerogan “@jamiekilstein: @joerogan @RondaRousey @aaronsimpson tell me you have seen this http://t.co/C9xztE9e” wow. That was really weird
joerogan @s0nikki thanks! I'm. It gay, and I love you right back!
joerogan @MarshallChiles is it your club? I may be filming a special at the tabernacle. Would love to warm up for it at the laughing skull!
joerogan In 2 hours the great @amyschumer makes her debut appearance on the podcast! Psyched for this, she's fucking hilarious!
danawhite 1st video blog is up!!! http://t.co/DlUDe0vX
joerogan @honeyhoneyband I just discovered you guys today, and the world is now a better place. Angel of Death is a fucking beautiful song.
joerogan Just watched the original Alien, and it holds up like a motherfucker. What a brilliant Sci-Fi/Horror movie.
joerogan The Joe Rogan Daily is out! http://t.co/8IMJiBi0 ▸ Top stories today via @blackhousemma
joerogan I just uploaded "PODCAST #187 - Daniele Bolelli, Brian Redban" on Vimeo: http://t.co/ziteezlD
joerogan @josiahmace81 #BOOM
joerogan Powerful @DBolelli!! Thanks for coming onto the show, my friend!
danawhite This is pretty cool. Tweet me back and let me know what it says. http://t.co/1QCK6VNX
joerogan Alright you dirty bitches, @DBolelli is in the house. Minds will be blown, lives will be changed http://t.co/FT7bXjFU
joerogan I LOVE this fucking girl's voice: HoneyHoney Plays the Esquire House http://t.co/SjDJEsYd
danawhite @kennyflorian 3 guesses..... Working lol
danawhite Fiiiiiiiiight Weeeeeeeek!!! Rampage vs Bader and Edgar vs Henderson for the Lightweight Title plus a SICK card top to bottom 7 fights on PPV
danawhite @kennyflorian thanks bro
joerogan The great @DBolelli will be on the podcast in 2 hours! #PRAIDEODIN
joerogan For the record I love @Rampage4real, regardless of what he said. He's a sensitive guy with the toughest job in the world.
joerogan Should be asleep, but I'm watching an awesome episode on Austin about some crazy bitch that conned a lesbian into killing her rich husband
joerogan Hidden City on the travel channel is one of my new favorite shows. Crime novelist Marcus Sakey explores murder stories. Great stuff.
joerogan Every face punch in Road House! http://t.co/0JNYBHr5
joerogan @C_Raelene The lovely and talented @AmySchumer will be on Tuesday!
joerogan Just saw "Safe House" pretty fucking solid action movie. Denzel is the shit, as always. That handsome Ryan fellow is great as well.
joerogan The brilliant and fascinating @DBolelli joins us on the podcast tomorrow at 3pm Pacific! #PRAISEZEUS
joerogan The Joe Rogan Daily is out! http://t.co/8IMJiBi0 ▸ Top stories today via @waynemccullough
danawhite @shyamsamani don't know anything about it
joerogan @117532 I thought it meant I was late a lot.
danawhite @slimthug92i not true
danawhite @NFsoCrucial :)
danawhite @Mayklarmstrong perfect u and ur weasel GTFOH
danawhite @Blufowth lol
danawhite @Mayklarmstrong then why are u and ur weasel following me? Nice pic, look it's TWINS!!
danawhite @Soiree_Fits brutal hate typing on this fucker
danawhite @NFsoCrucial he hates me ;)
danawhite Lol I hate typing on the I phone!!!! It's UFC 146 and it's May 26th for Barboza vs Dunham.
joerogan I had a dream I that I was being introduced onstage but for some reason I was naked and frantically getting dressed knowing I would be late
danawhite For the UFC 147 card May 16th in Vegas we just signed Edson Barboza vs Evan Dunham!! #funfight
joerogan I just uploaded "The Joe Rogan Experience Blog #16" on Vimeo: http://t.co/j0RynYqy
joerogan @mpalan09 Ah ha! I knew I wasn't going crazy! Thanks!
joerogan @annierivera @jason_silva No, I didn't get it. That twitter account you messaged is a fan's account. This is the only one I have.
joerogan @annierivera @jason_silva Have you heard the episode of my podcast with him on it? Minds will be blown, panties will be soaked...
joerogan The Joe Rogan Daily is out! http://t.co/8IMJiBi0
joerogan What channel is the klitschko chisora fight on?
joerogan @patrick0bateman @redban most weekends in march we'll be there. That's a great month to come down!
joerogan Very fun times at @icehousecc tonight with @arishaffir @arjbarker @eddieifft @redban @freddylockhart and more. Great fucking club!
joerogan The Joe Rogan Daily is out! http://t.co/8IMJiBi0 ▸ Top stories today via @maravillabox @joebeef @aarontru @muaythaiauth @kristapley
joerogan RT @tferriss: Live Q&A with me (and wine) in a few minutes here: http://t.co/Orb6cbPJ If you're just chilling, why not stop in?
joerogan By the way, if you're a grown man and you've never shit your pants, you're either a liar, or you're not taking enough chances.
joerogan @IamIncognetus Slightly superior to In-N-Out because they have Jalapeños, but slightly inferior because they have no shakes. It's a draw.
joerogan @tntruckerguy Just the standard twitter app that comes with the iphone 4s has a voice recognition feature. Texting does as well. Good stuff
joerogan @josephjames1971 What a cunt. I hope he gets the most aggressive case of dick warts known to man.
joerogan @JonusRussell In-N-Out is 100 x better than Fat Burger, but Fat Burger is 100 x better than Wendy's which is 100 x better than MacDonalds
joerogan @mgodirk I'm incredibly calm under pressure.
joerogan By the way, my "driving, may shit my pants" tweet was made entirely with voice recognition on the iphone. Impressive stuff.
joerogan BARELY made it home. A caldera volcano of ground beef and grease dookie launched from my buttocks like a broken fire hydrant of poop.
joerogan I haven't shit my pants in years but today might be the day. I had fatburger and now I'm stuck in traffic. Stay tuned for more details
joerogan @kevinzoll POWERFUL
joerogan “@KrisBusby: @joerogan http://t.co/u4t0e2DZ Cops disguised as high school kids trick students into selling pot.” what a disgusting story
joerogan Atlanta!! Tickets go onsale today for 4-20-12 at the Tabernacle Theatre:... http://t.co/ZIiGnVrZ
joerogan I'm trying to put it together so that I can tape my next special in Atlanta. The proposition of 4/20 is just too corny/tempting to resist
joerogan @jamiebarton #BOOM
joerogan @BizaarBizzar I like the way you think.
joerogan ATLANTA!!! I'm at the Tabernacle on 4/20 tickets went on sale today and they're already 1/3 sold out http://t.co/PhQ5Odz7
joerogan @mountainmanic #BOOM
danawhite @FeverFlave thanks bro
joerogan @bertkreischer Don't be scared, homie :)
joerogan @Bryceworld @arjbarker @icehousecc Somewhere around 9pm the podcast will begin. IceHouse show starts at 10.
joerogan I will be performing on 4/20 at the Tabernacle Theatre in Atlanta. Tickets go onsale today (Friday) at 10am http://t.co/PhQ5Odz7
joerogan The lovely and talented @arjbarker has been added to tonight's @icehousecc #DEATHSQUAD comedy show line up #PRAISESHIVA
joerogan A cool video @TangerineShow made of @duncantrussell's account of his first acid trip. http://t.co/8GcRyF48!
joerogan The Joe Rogan Daily is out! http://t.co/8IMJiBi0 ▸ Top stories today via @jonlajoiecomedy @amaleaston @sw @munkitod
joerogan I just uploaded "PODCAST #186 - Ari Shaffir, Brian Redban" on Vimeo: http://t.co/OJAvaqbv
joerogan “@DwayneD82: Careful, i hear the FBI likes to burn down compounds” if they burn ours down it's gonna get the neighbors high as fuck.
joerogan I just got a fuckload of tweets from people that said they want to help build houses when we break off and form a compound. #ANDSOITBEGINS
danawhite We have our winners!! Thanks Atlanta! #Hunt4UFC http://t.co/z6NMaK3E
danawhite 1st fan to find @RyanGrabUFC outside Westin on Peachstreet & yell WELCOME TO ATLANTA wins @Atlanta_Hawks tix & Evans gloves. #Hunt4UFC
joerogan We're fixin to get fresh! Jump on in and get your freak on http://t.co/FT7bXjFU @arishaffir is here. He's one of the chosen people.
danawhite Be near Peachtree St. & Ellis in 45 mins for the last #Hunt4UFC!!! @Atlanta_Hawks tix & signed Rashad Evans gloves!
danawhite Here's our winner! Last #Hunt4UFC coming up in an hour. http://t.co/nneyosNy
danawhite @MKickass :)
danawhite @jennkr1 yup! Deal.
danawhite @HeelJV hello and thNk u
danawhite @kaleb_brown lol tired? No way :)
danawhite @SubLevel28 true!!!
danawhite 1st fan to find Kris at @PhilipsArena International entrance & yell "UFC 145" wins @Atlanta_Hawks tix & signed gloves. Go!!! #Hunt4UFC
danawhite Atlanta presser was awesome with Jones and Evans! Heading back to Vegas now. Home :) thanks to all the fans who came and supported today.
danawhite Atlanta! Be near @PhilipsArena in 40 mins to win signed @SugaRashadEvans gloves & @Atlanta_Hawks tix!!! #Hunt4UFC
danawhite If you guys want to buy tix to UFC 145 Jones vs. Evans before they go on sale tomorrow, use code UFCTWEET http://t.co/Z7ZofPwn
danawhite Miesha Tate vs Ronda Rousey SHOWTIME Promo http://t.co/lpjwDXd9” For those of u that haven't seen this yet! Pumped 4 this fight!!
danawhite @Mr_Chipperson I have nothing personal against tim s
danawhite @AntChandler1 no it's fake
danawhite @gspufc2011 fake
danawhite @uncapped2001 see ya
joerogan @harrismonkey You've a fucking savage, and my favorite all-time auto journalist!
joerogan Without fail my disgusting cat will wait until I'm in my office before she takes her stinky shits in the litter box there.
joerogan @TheClownKid Thanks for the heads up! It's actually May 4th that I'm in NYC. It's being fixed now.
joerogan Someone please tell that silly goose @arjbarker that if he's not following me he can DM me but I can't DM him back. Thanks!
joerogan The great and powerful @AriShaffir joins us on the podcast today at 3:30pm Pacific. Rejoice!! http://t.co/FT7bXjFU
joerogan @UsuckFU @redban holy shit!! @eddiebravo check this bunny out!
danawhite Here's the winners!!! Now head up to the Jon Jones vs Rashad Evans presser!!! #Hunt4UFC http://t.co/GNjmfKjL
danawhite 1st fan to find Kristin outside Legal Seafoods on Baker to yell GO HAWKS wins @Atlanta_Hawks tix & @Jonnybones gloves!!! #Hunt4UFC
danawhite @dkaramatic Wynn, Encore, Bellagio, Palms.
danawhite @benroyle lol
danawhite Get ready Atlanta!!! Be near Centennial Olympic Park in 1 hr to win @Atlanta_Hawks tix & Jones/Evans signed gloves. #Hunt4UFC
danawhite Evans vs Jones Presser in Atlanta today at 1pm open to the public at the Ventanas 275 Baker ST.
danawhite :) “@atlanta_hawks: Hawks fans – did you know @DanaWhite is in town? He’s hooking ppl up w/ cool prizes so check out his tweets. #Hunt4UFC”
joerogan The @EllenbergerMMA vs Diego Sanchez fight last night was absolutely glorious!! I wish I was there to call that one!! What a fucking fight!!
danawhite Just landed in Atlanta for the Evans vs Jones press conf! It's at 1pm today at the Ventanas 275 Bakers ST. Open to the public
joerogan The Joe Rogan Daily is out! http://t.co/8IMJiBi0 ▸ Top stories today via @michaelyo @aprilmacie @scottiemc2 @kenjeong
danawhite @DimboSays I do follow nick
danawhite Much respect for Diego!!!! What a fight and Omaha is such a fun place to watch fights!!!!
danawhite Diego doesn't give a shit!!! Just keeps coming forward!!!!!
danawhite @Guntweeet never!!!
danawhite This place is going NUTS!!
danawhite @JamieKenny1994 your mother
danawhite I think Diego thinks Jake is a vampire!! :)
danawhite @BrandonLGarcia said sorry
danawhite @LiveAndUncut he didn't need to
danawhite @joe_traband sorry
danawhite @jackson3475 sorry
danawhite @sonofabitch76 sorry
danawhite @WiLLie_WiLL1 sorry
danawhite @Grumpy316 lol
danawhite @KittrickMc yes
danawhite @KittrickMc yea
danawhite Pumped for the main event!!!!
danawhite @klafehjl09 macho man by village people
danawhite @diplopv twitter baby
danawhite Is that teen wolf?
danawhite Yes herman is really walking in to this song!!!!
danawhite @JennyFriedman1 couldn't have said it better myself
danawhite @BigE559 I want you to stop eating people!!! Ur head barely fits in the pic!
danawhite @dani_EL_siem @joerogan home watchin
danawhite @sama1984 lol, on it
danawhite @diplopv I'm here what's ur question?
danawhite @Nick_Turpin turn the volume down
danawhite @Danny3Walker he is in worst shape thats about it
danawhite @Ericfrausto turn it down
danawhite @nicholasjharris both blew it
danawhite @MrRymire ref didn't help