ev @trammell good theory. Though, I've yet to meet a person who turns into a doc when drunk.
ev I'm not a big signer of or sender of petition links but this one I did: http://t.co/UR4BhDK4
ev How Your Cat Is Making You Crazy: http://t.co/EuW8fYnF Amazing story.
ev @Lgolba done
ev Pencil Tip Micro Sculptures By Dalton Ghetti: http://t.co/bsd6kod1 Neat.
ev @aboodman I can't DM you back cuz you're not following me. :)
ev Protein propaganda: It’s what’s for dinner http://t.co/qfACQr3q
ev @trammell especially when I song it ;)
ev An amazing collection of Optical Illusions and Visual Phenomena http://t.co/to4w0aPQ
ev @bennycreative indeed! cheers. :)
ev New art at @Obviouscorp HQ: Towards Tomorrow. http://t.co/LUitOBD2
ev Hack Week @ Twitter http://t.co/DZaZswua via @twitter
ev There are things you will never get proper credit for. Or blame.
ev Your voice matters: Join entrepreneurs & Twitter users in telling Congress to protect innovation, oppose #SOPA http:/americancensorship.org/
ev @jkottke yeah, that's where I quoted it from. Really good. Haven't watched part 2 yet.
ev "If this point in my life, if this is the best I can do, then they shouldn't give me money to make movies." -Woody Allen on Manhattan
ev Onion-like Headlines in Real Life http://t.co/5WG4ha2b
ev @trammell Indeed. It is excellent.
ev @Ben_Konop I wasn't making any such assumptions. Just posting a link to an thought-provoking article.
ev "Frenchwomen spend less time with their children but enjoy it more, perhaps because they have..." http://t.co/qhz5LnMv
ev Don't Be Mad at the Peeing; Be Mad at the Killing http://t.co/FZBW17ik
ev Oops. Someone spilled the beans. http://t.co/2fvsRtUy
ev @gigonaut Interesting. (Back in the day, when I was a teenager, I didn't have status and I didn't have a pager.)
ev The vibration ring on a cell phone was a great innovation and probably not obvious at the time.
ev @FedExCares You rang my doorbell at home at 7am this morning. Woke up half the family. What's your policy for residential delivery?
ev @jordankrueger I can't make it, but thanks for asking.
ev How to nap: http://t.co/LC7uaose (Most surprising tip: Drink a cup of coffee before a short nap.)
ev @aaronsw Most people may like being able to fire people -- but not actually firing people.
ev Did I tweet this before? Anyway, good (re)read for new year: You and Your Research (I'd call it: How to do Great Work): http://t.co/ZB09UP4d
ev Photo: Miles at the Beach http://t.co/dkuUiDcW
ev I wonder if more bandwidth will result in more productivity or just more mindless click/watch/refresh. Related: http://t.co/bjcukD0f
ev I guess not.
ev This might be my last tweet this year.
ev @AlisonAdventure great to see you Alison. Thanks for the paddle boarding lesson!
ev @Bobby61557 We didn't know the term back then. Also, mullets were cool in Nebraska in the 80s.
ev Remembering Christmases past / Me in a mullet. http://t.co/qL7gWMSa
ev "We think we believe what we know, but we only truly believe what we feel." -Deep Survival (http://t.co/hCirIUeP)
ev "I'm super into onesies." -@dustin
ev What is @google's obsession with redirects anyway? http://t.co/bUvEUxBG
ev @edandlupe Happy birthday, Lupe!
ev @jessiechar Damn, you're right.
ev Naturally had to hide some details, but proud enough of this project plan I put together today to reveal some secrets: http://t.co/s8qmLcWB
ev Huzzah! Congrats to the team on the awesome new Twitter. http://t.co/mAfYUwCE Tons of hard work finally revealed.
ev @GiltAlexandra great to meet you. :)
Cc @giltgroupe @abmb
ev @mabb0tt Congrats on the new gig!
ev @bijan is it meaningful that that has 140 plays (at least, at the moment)?
ev @abdur not making much money at those prices!
ev @SG I see that in my (near) future
ev Left home by myself means frozen pizza and burgundy. And computers. #devolution
ev @sferik finish something tomorrow. ;)
ev @Ed yeah :)
ev I think everyone can agree the snickerdoodle cookie is misnamed.
ev Sara: "I used to have a Dolphins sweatshirt."
Me: "Did you like the Dolphins?"
Sara: "I just liked...dolphins."
ev @goldman Yeah, as far as I know.
ev @goldman Yes, that article mentions crosswalk buttons. And office thermostats. We're being tricked all around, turns out.
ev Placebo Buttons! "...the close buttons don’t close the elevator doors in most elevators" http://t.co/x8SzODp8
ev Must be a tough spot when you run an ad campaign to stress the opposite of what your brand is known for. http://t.co/YLQDl7Zo
ev "your child is....better off in a bad school with an excellent teacher than in an excellent school with a bad teacher." http://t.co/wlfSst4M
ev Young artist at work. http://t.co/sidPqzA9
ev Thanks @stanforddschool and @janerri for taking @obviouscorp through #dgift -- crash course in design thinking. Fun. And useful. Fuseful!
ev Loved @thecivilwars at The Fillmore.
ev @k Guessing you're not with the investor in the elevator, but that would be the perfect place for a pitch.
ev You don't hear the word "spangled" used much except in that one popular song.
ev @al Happy Birthday!
ev Bought something with my Amazon "PayPhrase" for the first time. Perhaps first time that feature has *ever* been used? Wacky idea.
ev Cool: @AmoryLovins on the tweetnets. Follow for visionary insights on the future. See also: http://t.co/ynKOVLjm
ev Congrats to the @typekit team: http://t.co/x5DD41dT Happy to be an investor/friend/neighbor.
ev Particle Men would be a good name for a band or something. The obvious thing would be a @tmbg tribute band, but maybe not.
ev @stirman That depends on the level of exertion and whether or not you have to think about the physical activity. I kinda got standing down.
ev Finding out if my brain knows how to write standing up—thanks to these sweet adjustable desks @sara got @obviouscorp
ev @MarthaStewart digital books are the only way to go (for non-fiction). Kindle app on iPad, Kindle, or iPhone. Syncs magically across all.
ev @msquinn Not decades! (surely?) you too :)
ev Happy b-day to old man @Goldman
ev @tiger nearly. depending on where you are, of course.
ev The @Biz and Livia Stone Foundation is doing Fundraiser in SF on Friday, and you can buy a ticket, like I did: http://t.co/WzQp3XO9
ev @JesseCWaits Amazing time. Thank you! @christiesean @biz @goldman @sheckygreen
ev Watching climatereality's live broadcast: http://t.co/2fNr7rnu
ev @dragonlily_net @sheckygreen what's to be afraid of?
ev At a wedding. On a boat! (Cheers, @bracl)
ev You have not yet failed to learn the piano in your lifetime.
ev It's hard to predict the future. http://t.co/4YlFB5n
ev @anildash very bold, Cartier man: http://t.co/KIc6yp1
ev @chrissyteigen Well, at least you didn't want fried chicken and potato salad. Just saw this today: http://t.co/hO4eIrl
ev @sara It only got worse from there.
ev @ded @obviouscorp Take it easy on the whiskey without me.
ev Animation of the G+ notification count in the Google toolbar feels a little desperate in its plea for attention, doesn't it? Seems ungoogly.
ev @jessiechar That's what I assumed. Thanks.
ev OMG, @flowapp is down. I don't know what to do.
ev It's dumb that you can't delete the stocks and voice notes apps from your iPhone.
ev Happy birthday to my sweetheart, @Sara :)
ev @tanyaryno Ah, Andrew. The last (and only) hurricane I was in was Andrew, as well. Well, kinda in. Just missed me.
ev Does anyone know where I can get some of these pants? http://t.co/urTeM2l
ev @jdrch that makes me uncomfortable. I still like to see what just happened, just not as bright. I'm not sure why.
ev @isaach it just showed up today. didn't do anything.
ev Ooh - I like new Gcal feature of washing out the past. Always wanted that. Much better sense of where you are in time. http://t.co/88QPMLE
ev @pandemona I followed that link because I thought it was going to be about a great product manager.
ev @crystal Good luck on whatever's next. Thanks for a lot of great years!
ev Congrats to the @skitch guys. Use it every day. http://t.co/6bRU3Uw
ev Scintillating TEDMED talk by @davidblaine about how he broke the world record for not breathing: http://t.co/HPDeTjh
ev Great site: PolitiFact | Sorting out the truth in politics http://t.co/txn1YPV
ev @Karen_Ayleen Don't worry. There are many more important things to know.
ev I knew the Eskimo snow thing was a myth. Just using it to make a point/joke. Geez Internet nerds!
ev @waxpancake true, but I was thinking of the more subtle differences in thickness, crispness, flavor, etc that are all labeled french fry
ev It's surprising Americans don't have a a different word for every type of french fry, like the Eskimos do for snow.
ev @iano i'm pretty sure they already know them all
ev @CherylGallion @googlechrome Sad things? Ut oh.
ev @peter I didn't know that was a thing.
ev Can't believe I went this long before turning on syncing (of bookmarks, etc.) in @googlechrome, so all computers were, um, in sync. #tip
ev Cop told my @uber driver he had to have a printed waybill for his passenger. Wasn't buying the iPhone thing.
ev @kris Interesting. I started using the colors to designate different types of things. I end up just putting a "?". Still, annoying to edit.
ev Naturally, if you think of an obvious feature for a product, the team who builds that product has had it on their to-do list for a while.
ev @dannysullivan Oh yeah. Forgot about that. :)
ev It's surprising there's not a feature in Gcal (or any that I've seen) to say something is tentative.
ev After 50yrs of study: "...the only reason we need to sleep that is really, really solid is because we get sleepy." http://t.co/gBa3g3p
ev @m_boyd That's the view most people have of Clarks (from the highway). It's much more glamorous if you stop in for a Coors Light. ;)
ev @radishsf makes a tasty tofu sandwich with a nice side of greens. #goodlunch
ev Four years ago today, I married @sara. That was good. And today....it's even better. :) http://t.co/uBxglGE
ev @aktiwary Thanks. I guess I have been quiet lately. :)