ClevelandOBrown #STFUIf you claim you got money but your still living at home with your parents !
ClevelandOBrown #thingsyouneverwanttohearyourmothersaying a man's name and your in the room right next to there's
ClevelandOBrown Soulja Boy #DontBother making anymore songs.. Justin Bieber is better than you and that makes me ashamed to be black sometime.
ClevelandOBrown "We Love Soulja Boy" is trending worldwide , excuse me i think i'm seeing things i have to restart my computer.
ClevelandOBrown #BlackJesus wouldnt have 12 disciples he'd have an entire gang & posse.
ClevelandOBrown Am i the only one that thinks #BlackJesus is trending because of Beyonce and her baby?
ClevelandOBrown Dear #BlackJesus i'm so glad your black , you know what they say once you go black you never go back.
ClevelandOBrown Kobe and Melo who's best? i say Kobe and not because he's a ballhog that frustrates people.
ClevelandOBrown #BlackJesus thank you for blessing us with Black television because if it werent for that there wouldnt be a Friday.
ClevelandOBrown I wonder if i should guess star on the @jimmykimmel show.
ClevelandOBrown Lets see what twitter is like !
BrianGriffyJr Jesus said to osama"how you gon hate from outside the gates..you can't even get in"?
BrianGriffyJr i try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero
BrianGriffyJr Everybody tries to be different, but really... Doesnt that just make us all the same?
BrianGriffyJr "Two can play that game bitch" ...."unless its online... then 18 people can play."
BrianGriffyJr ima open up my own deli and the slogan shall be "No one beats my meat!"
BrianGriffyJr "i wanna speak to the manager!" "bitch! i AM the manager!"
BrianGriffyJr Sluts; so easy a caveman can do it.
BrianGriffyJr Church is gonna be so awkward tomorrow...
BrianGriffyJr That awkward moment when youre catholic and the priest asks your name and you say "Christian"
BrianGriffyJr ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind.
BrianGriffyJr Hide yo' kids & hide yo' husbands cause they judgin errybody out here.
BrianGriffyJr If the world ends i hope Kanye West interrupts Jesus...
BrianGriffyJr I do 5 situps daily. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. -_-
BrianGriffyJr I've probably learned more from Google than I have in school
BrianGriffyJr "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" oh yea? Lemme throw a dictionary at your face.
BrianGriffyJr i love sex. me-style is the best position.
BrianGriffyJr I went to a store to buy a "Wheres Waldo?" Book and i couldnt find it. Well played waldo...well played.
BrianGriffyJr Im not insulting you, just describing you.
BrianGriffyJr Nerd? i prefer the term: more intelligent than you.
BrianGriffyJr Music is my drug, and itunes is my drugdealer.
BrianGriffyJr Dont act like you the shit. No reason to have your tweets on private when you only got 2 followers and your twitcon is a damn egg.
BrianGriffyJr I hate awkwardly standing there while your friend is having a conversation with someone you dont know.
BrianGriffyJr #sometimesyouhaveto ignore what people say. Dont get dragged down to their level
BrianGriffyJr I wonder what happens when chris brown sees a girl and says "Id hit that"
BrianGriffyJr Good thing i brought my library card, cause im checking you out(;
BrianGriffyJr Did you get those pants on a discount? Cause at my house theyre 100% off.
BrianGriffyJr Before you judge our generation, think about who raised us.
BrianGriffyJr Behind every gay man.... Is another.
BrianGriffyJr "oscar, youre a grouch!" "BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!"
BrianGriffyJr There are two types of people: those who stay on topic. And i like rainbows.
BrianGriffyJr I dont have bags under my eyes, i have luggages.
BrianGriffyJr I saw a baby with a shirt that said "im what happened in vegas"
BrianGriffyJr "No offence but..." prepare to hear the most offensive shit ever.
BrianGriffyJr Dear Nike, please stop telling everyone to JUST DO IT. thats my JOB! Sincerly, Peer Pressure
BrianGriffyJr I think firetrucks and ambulances should play "Move bitch, get out the way!" instead of sirens.
BrianGriffyJr @LaurenEMi anytime haah
BrianGriffyJr Time is never wasted if youre wasted all the time!
BrianGriffyJr I bought 2 fish. i named one "One" and the other "Two" so when "One" dies ill still have "two"
BrianGriffyJr Homework, youre NOT attractive. So i'm simply not going to do you.
BrianGriffyJr Theres a new drug that was developed for depressed lesbians. Its called trycoxagain.
BrianGriffyJr You can say the most offensive things in a text message. but add "lol" and its all good.
BrianGriffyJr Ghetto Word Of the Day: Omelette. "i should bust a cap in your ass but omelette this one slide"
BrianGriffyJr #RT if you also delete your whole password when you mess up one character
BrianGriffyJr i bet gay guys poop really fast.
BrianGriffyJr "Username or Password is incorrect." you couldnt just tell me which one?
BrianGriffyJr no officer! my words are not slurred. Im just talking to you in cursive.
BrianGriffyJr how ironic would it be if everyone went blind in 2020?
BrianGriffyJr #ff @RealMegGriffin
BrianGriffyJr If you follow me on twitter, i assume youre DTF?
BrianGriffyJr @megz4993 iknow!
BrianGriffyJr can you imagine how excited crackheads would be if they didnt know what snow was?
BrianGriffyJr Why do they call it a "lone wolf" i mean... He's not alone. Does he just think he's alone?
BrianGriffyJr People really dont know the difference between a "g" and a "q"... Quess we need to qo back to kinderqarten. A-b-c-d....
BrianGriffyJr Sex can lead to nasty things like Herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships.
BrianGriffyJr Ladies, putting a pretty shirt over that muffin top of yours does not make you a cupcake. Sincerly, disgusted.
BrianGriffyJr R.i.p M-bone, now you can teach Jesus how to dougie. #RIP
BrianGriffyJr "Weed is illegal!" so is half the music on your ipod?
BrianGriffyJr Dear Milk, you make me wet. Sincerly, Cereal.
BrianGriffyJr @Saggyyy10 i been left her. on to the new bitch. literally. My new gf is a female dog.
BrianGriffyJr @RealMegGriffin i like how you just gain and i lose.lol
BrianGriffyJr TWEET ME! i shall reply.
BrianGriffyJr I like how in Lion King the darkest lion is the murderer, way to go disney.
BrianGriffyJr i remember when "stupid" used to be the S-word
BrianGriffyJr that was my last piece of gum! #lieswetell
BrianGriffyJr If I want someone, they don't want me, If someone wants me I don't want them.. and if we both want eachother they live in Narnia or someshit
ClevelandOBrown On Fathers day, we thank our dads for fucking our moms. On Mothers day, we thank our mama for not swallowing us.
BrianGriffyJr You two just whispered, then looked at me. How stupid do you think I am?
BrianGriffyJr #sotellmewhy we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate
BrianGriffyJr #sotellmewhy you're acting like a dick. Here is a condom, since you're gonna act like one.. you might as well dress like one
BrianGriffyJr GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://ymid.net/1e9vpv
BrianGriffyJr GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://ymid.net/1e9vpv
BrianGriffyJr GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://ymid.net/1e9vpv
BrianGriffyJr GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://ymid.net/1e9vpv
ClevelandOBrown Bin Laden must have had his actual location listed on his PSN account.
ClevelandOBrown I'd like to know who LeBron Jame's mom is cheering for tonight. Him or Delonte West?
BrianGriffyJr 2000 followers =]
BrianGriffyJr How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
BrianGriffyJr #ileftyoubecause I deserve much better obviously
BrianGriffyJr #ileftyoubecause it hurt me to leave, but killed me to stay.
BrianGriffyJr Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
BrianGriffyJr [Be]lieve in [you]rself.
BrianGriffyJr #thatminiheartattackwhen you drop a sharp knife and youre not wearing shoes!
BrianGriffyJr #thatminiheartattackwhen you have 5 missed calls from your MOM
BrianGriffyJr Dogs with fat owners..who's walking who?
BrianGriffyJr What part of "You ain't flying this motherfuckin' plane" don't you understand? Sit the fuck back and enjoy the flight, Idi Amin - Soul Plane
BrianGriffyJr Folllow @RealMegGriffin
BrianGriffyJr FOLLOW @VinnyGuadaninos !
BrianGriffyJr This goes for everybody: just because you're over the age of 18 does NOT mean you're grown and does NOT mean you're mature.
BrianGriffyJr Follow @LolTheSituation !!!!!!
BrianGriffyJr Follow @Sheriff_Joe !! ASAP. He reminds me of My Joe. Except hes not in a wheelchair...
BrianGriffyJr Watching Man vs. Food. I think I finally found a person who's had more meat in them than @KimKardashian.
#SheWantsTheDick
BrianGriffyJr R-T if you dont give a damn about the #RoyalWedding
BrianGriffyJr #icantstandpeoplethat talk during a movie. i didnt pay $10 for a ticket to the "What did that bitch say?!" show.
BrianGriffyJr BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur fucked.
BrianGriffyJr Just because you speak ghetto doesn't mean you have to type it.
BrianGriffyJr If you get caught Sleeping at work ya'll, No worries, just slowly raise your head up and say "In Jesus name, Amen."
BrianGriffyJr "Nah I called shotgun!" - Rosa Parks
BrianGriffyJr if you rape a prostitute is it called rape? or shoplifting?
ClevelandOBrown My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell.
ClevelandOBrown #WhyYouAtChurch Acting like you caught the Holy Ghost just to go to sleep on the floor because you was at the club all night.
BrianGriffyJr saying... "OH YEAH I REMEMBER" when you really don't.
ClevelandOBrown I was just chillin' when my wife asked me to whisper dirty things in her ear. so I said,"Laundry, Dishes and Living Room".
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StewieGriffyJr DIAPER spelled backward is REPAID. Think about it...
StewieGriffyJr BOOBS = Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( )( ) or small (.) (.)
StewieGriffyJr Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants. Who died in the oil spill because of BP? Spongebob Squarepants
StewieGriffyJr You don't celebrate #420 if you get high everyday... That's like singing Happy Birthday to yourself everyday.
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ClevelandOBrown If you get caught Sleeping at work ya'll, No worries, just slowly raise your head up and say "In Jesus name, Amen."
StewieGriffyJr Note from Stewie >> #FuckinIdiot
StewieGriffyJr I'm allergic to LIARS #PissOff #StewiePower
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StewieGriffyJr Them: no one likes a smartass ... You: well no one likes a dumbass either
StewieGriffyJr #DearEnemies: "Roses are red,violets are blue,I have five fingers, and the middle one's for YOU!!!"
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BrianGriffyJr Pick up line I'm no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
BrianGriffyJr #RT if you're grateful for your iPod! no more Carrying CDs.
BrianGriffyJr Wanna try something funny? Go to a bank and yell "NOBODY MOVE..(dramatic pause)..I lost a contact lense."
BrianGriffyJr @megan_michellee Thx for follow :P #PrettyFollower
StewieGriffyJr Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
StewieGriffyJr Just chilling in the cut like rubbing alcohol! #stewie
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StewieGriffyJr Im not fake, you just created an imaginary friendship in your head!
StewieGriffyJr That awkward moment when you are stuffing your face like a pig and you look up an realize someone is starring at you #VERYAwkward
StewieGriffyJr Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma… (cont) http://deck.ly/~jj8C8
StewieGriffyJr a ratchet >> @Lovemybunnies33 , try to go in on the bro @dja_tron #uglyassbitch with 5 followers
StewieGriffyJr Unless your name is GOOGLE stop feeling like you know everything.
StewieGriffyJr Whenever I see you, my middle finger gets an erection.
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StewieGriffyJr Put me on the table, call me homework and do me all night.
StewieGriffyJr I knew you were stupid but damn you keep breaking your record everyday.
StewieGriffyJr @heartbreak_kace is freaking tall!
StewieGriffyJr I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
StewieGriffyJr :-* @ItsQuianasworld
StewieGriffyJr Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
StewieGriffyJr Bout to beat up >> @ItsQuianasworld
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StewieGriffyJr i don't think I ever want to look at you again , the thought of it #disgusts me .
StewieGriffyJr Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here! ..
StewieGriffyJr #asshole
StewieGriffyJr Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! ...
StewieGriffyJr When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
StewieGriffyJr Do these huggies make my ass look big?
StewieGriffyJr Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
StewieGriffyJr Can I count to three, for god's sake I am already shooting at a fifth grade level ...
StewieGriffyJr #fuckinfaggot
StewieGriffyJr loose / lose pussy! #slowpeople
StewieGriffyJr When I meet a celebrity I like to bring a ceiling fan with me so I can be all “Nice to meet you. Big fan”.
StewieGriffyJr I cheated on a test. Yeah, I Tiger Woods’d that shit.
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BrianGriffyJr We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
BrianGriffyJr A breakup is like a broken mirror. Its better to leave it there than to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
MegGriffyJr Who loves me ?
BrianGriffyJr #RapLike - Busta Rhymes- YAMKNJcfdIKREFRGVCiuKFDkIREcXkvMTGFRivcODSMFKGDLFCVGNJSyeahWKISDFKJNXFDIKREjJKEDCFXUKIJniggasJFidf
BrianGriffyJr #RapLike - Lil Wayne - yaaaaaaaaaaamamamalalalalahahahahahatataatatatatraaaYOUNG MULLAHH BABYYYY.
BrianGriffyJr Twitter, the only place where its okay to be a follower. not a leader.
BrianGriffyJr You know you broke if you go to McDonalds and order a happy kids meal.... But you over the age of 18.
BrianGriffyJr How are you a gym teacher but overweight ? #IDontGetIt
BrianGriffyJr What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "are you sure its mine?"
StewieGriffyJr Fella, don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
StewieGriffyJr I wanna be the girl who makes your bad days better. The one that makes you say, "my life has changed since I met her...?
StewieGriffyJr when the entire class is silent,& outside the room one random person runs by and is screaming or making the most random noise in the world!
BrianGriffyJr Anything in the fridge? Nope. Freezer? Nope. Cabinets? Nope. Time to check the fridge again.
StewieGriffyJr Did that kid just tell his mom shut up?! *SMH* Now u no he aint black...
BrianGriffyJr #IWasThinkin do people really buy music from a rapper with a McFlurry Tatted on his face?
BrianGriffyJr #LiesPeopleTell ✔ I have read and agreed to the terms of use.
BrianGriffyJr #liespeopletell nah Maury, i never touched that girl!! Maury: you ARE the father!
BrianGriffyJr Caprisuns poured into fancy wine glasses. #OnlyInTheghetto
BrianGriffyJr "I just wanna be friends" #liespeopletell
BrianGriffyJr Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
StewieGriffyJr Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.
StewieGriffyJr If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it.
StewieGriffyJr Cheating happens because there's always somebody ready and happily willing to do something or things you didn't do OR wasn't willing to do!
StewieGriffyJr If weed is illegal why do they sell blunt wraps???
BrianGriffyJr Mom: you trying to be a smart mouth? Me: not at all. my mouth didnt go to school
StewieGriffyJr Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count
BrianGriffyJr Come here little bug let me squash yo- OH SHIT IT FLIES!
BrianGriffyJr I hate how you get mad at me when i do it to you but when you do it to me its PERFECTLY FINE.
StewieGriffyJr I HATE how you get mad at me for something but when you do it then it's ok
BrianGriffyJr I can give my friends the advice of a lifetime. but when it comes to my problems.
BrianGriffyJr That awkward moment when you have to tell someone youre being sarcastic.