a @inlucesco 'cause it's infinity and not calculable?
a @inlucesco DM fail?
z @nelson 4.5 miles
z @KatieBaynes oh good the latest shipment is coming. We were running out.
d @lorenacupcake jeez I need to visit chicago
d @rare_basement so could I visit there without a license?
d @rare_basement How long have you been there? I'm very interested in visiting Detroit and checking it out, but I don't drive.
a @sfgirl today??
a @sfgirl where do you have to perform?
d all I could say is "I wish I had something to say"
d need a consistent "voice" for your internet weblog? be a detached, breezy, snarky douchebag like the rest of em!
a I hate that there's no built-in way to download videos from Vimeo/YouTube/other to an iPad to watch offline later.
z @mavenroger @ceedub nom nom nom
a @corsa180 Only if the tweet has a link to an article, right? What about a link to an image, a video, or a tweet without links?
a @rasmus congrats! beard trimming must have worked.
a @janl I switched to cloudflare for now.
a TweetBot needs a "Read Later" feature, similar to how URLs are handled.
a MUNI fare inspectors hit up N-Judah line en masse 3 times in a week. Good or bad? Also, a dude got handcuffed right outside the train.
a @klimpong what's your refactoring of that?
a @megpearlz I can also hold people drinking Bud Light in contempt.
a @coates Only 4 exam points from Master-level pre-qualification. Argh. :)
a @coates I have 5 points now. Will probably get 3-4 more in the next 2 months. And yes, it's National after reaching 20 points.
a @harrieverveer Yes. I've been waiting for the results since the end of July.
a My BJCP results
Written Score: 86
Tasting Score: 86
Total Score: 86
BJCP Rank: Certified :)
a Just got an email with the subject "Your BJCP Exam Results". Afraid to open it…
d Good day to listen to the Sarah Record's There And Back Again Lane compilation.
d @jbrukh Yeah. Could probably work for me. Have plans Friday, but that's after 5.
d @lorenacupcake droppin' knowledge!
d @jbrukh Tomorrow could work for me.
d @hentaiphd crystal pepsi so clear you can see shame thru it
d @jbrukh I'm in.
d @hentaiphd suuuuurrrge
d @anamariecox Him?
a Took me only a day to get used to "natural" scrolling in Lion. Unfortunately, it completely screwed with my GMaps zooming skills.
a All right, people, I'm heading to Austin this weekend — please send recommendations for food/beer/cocktail places.
a @pintmuse is this Framboise di Amorosa that you got at Lost Abbey?
a @janl I do that too :/
a @pintmuse drinking early? :)
a @joshking 1) Was it you who was drunk or the Mormon? 2) You were on the way to a date?
z @rtomayko used Mac minis
a Twice in one week. — Drinking a Beatification by Russian River Brewing Company — http://t.co/rJL8Blfh #photo
d Photo: Blockhead http://t.co/hWNIfYTl
d Watching How It's Made makes me want to work in a factory.
d @thegynomite Agreed. "Supertasters", my ass. I'd rather enjoy cilantro.
d what RT @WaffleHouse "Thoughts on Whitney Houston's funeral this past weekend? #wafflehouse"
a Today's productivity brought to you by Max Richter's music. http://t.co/8fs1drSB /via @jontangerine
d @dylanschenker eat like 50 xangos
d @dylanschenker What are you doing in the jerz?
d @lorenacupcake @iamcaroline good thing I have both of these things in my gigantic walk-in pantry/costume shop
d @iamcaroline Stupid question, but I don't need to bring anything/wear anything special for something like this, right? I just show up?
d @iamcaroline considering it
d Waking up from a surreal dream/nightmare by loudly yelling "I didn't know" is a great way to start your day.
c @neongolden There was a dragon dancing ceremony over @ the Am. College of Chinese Medicine. I think those are the drums we heard! :)
a @sfgirl I call my countertop dishwasher "sink". :)
a @ieure Mea culpa.
a @willotoons You should check out this book: http://t.co/XuKfOlkT
d @dylanschenker I'm not home right now... Weird.
a Now that Snow Leopard is announced, time to upgrade my MBP to Leopard and set up iCloud. Famous last words?
d @dylanschenker Huh? What's that in response to?
d @yeahok followed for the x-men internet tweets, stayed for the shout outz
a Amazing sour beer. — Drinking an Abbaye de Saint Bon Chien 2010 by BFM (Brasserie des Franches-Montagnes) — http://t.co/lpBQJhTM
a Wrapping up SF Beer Week '12. Fantastic beers and food (@ Beer Revolution w/ 4 others) http://t.co/ae3eW7qJ
a @inlucesco I hear that a lot.
a @parislemon first and fifth.
z @anoopr based on my roommates: wad it in a ball, shove in the corner of the sofa
a @evanhaas You're falling behind. http://t.co/R4haaEkZ
a This drip tray has more barleywine than Québec gets in the entire year. /cc @coates http://t.co/pTwe8P9U
d I watch this every once in a while, because it rules. You should too. http://t.co/v64rqsbH
a @ieure no, it's when I email someone's tweet to myself or others, from inside the app.
a @ieure the only thing I found I dislike so far is the format of the emailed tweets. Twitter's much better.
a @Homebrewchef see you there!
a @inlucesco you can breed cattle and chickens? Wine, though, is a finite quantity.
a Getting in a run before Sweet Maple brunch and Toronado barley wine festival. (@ Golden Gate Park) http://t.co/wnSw7mt1
a @pintmuse Argh, I love that beer..
a @inlucesco Bruery's Oude Tart, Liefmans Goudenband, 3 Fonteinen Gueze - all great.
d I keep having dreams that take place in the room that I'm sleeping in.
d Just saw some people buying groceries. Only in New York!
d Ever think something really private while out and about then wonder if you said it out loud? Ever tweet about it?
d @lorenacupcake Sad doesn't even cover it actually. I'm a legit fan of All Dogs Go To Heaven, BTW.
d @lorenacupcake Already knew about it. Sad.
d Anne-Marie follows her bangs to Brooklyn and befriends two cool canines at the McCarren Park dog run in Alt Dogs Go To "Heaven."
d @jbrukh They tell me they're wjörking on it.
d Whoa this IKEA has daybeds that turn into nightbeds.
z @jackdanger @AdamMiguel @modern_analog WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
z @nateps: "I use javascript on the server for a good reason!"
Me: "Because you're a hipster?"
a The cask of sour beer we'll be blending our growlers from. (with Scott and Melanie) [pic] — http://t.co/qPx7ODhR
b People with huge mustaches should be jolly #simplefacts
a @x Yeah, I read about them recently. Very tempting. /cc @beercycling
d @dabitch hiiiiiii
d @therealhennessy people really seem to respond to it
d @therealhennessy take a dump in a fountain (this is unrelated, but still)
d @whirringblender late response, but, yeah, it went well!
z @pm I've got a bridge for sale if you're interested
z "Everything I've done in my life has led up to this moment". Yes, by definition.
z OH: "Is that a phone or a tablet? Or both? Phoblet? Phablet? Phoneblet?"
OH2: "Toblerone?"
z @jschloss when are you in the city? Next week?
d @meredithturits and I still say we need to catch up
d @meredithturits Thanks! Should be fun. Would be great if you came, but I definitely understand if you can't.
d @meredithturits The PIT, right now. Since you probably can't make it, you should come to my graduation show on March 5th.
d I'm about to try some improv on a stage, outside of a class, for the first time. Good thing I have a lot of experience looking like an ass.
a Great beer. Awesome food by @Homebrewchef. Oh, and a pole dancer. This event rocks. http://t.co/MJbmhO2y
a Awaiting what is bound to be an awesome 9 course dinner by @Homebrewchef. (at Elks Lodge) — http://t.co/GVp6733T
a @parislemon hmm, maybe I should give it another try.
a @parislemon uni?
a @inlucesco Especially on Valentine's Day.
a @inlucesco You're right, I am. Poking yourself in the eye is just not the same.
a @inlucesco ew
a I hate MUNI. They are the United Airlines of bus transit. Wish I could just take taxi/@uber everywhere.
c Thank you, Kebin, my sweetie. A special delivery from @postmates! (with Donna at The Grove) [pic] — http://t.co/EGOVUWED
d @hragv I do. Early adopter here. And if I'm stocking the fridge with beer, I'll try to take a step up from PBR. Dale's Pale Ale is the shit.
d @hragv So what's drinking while you read?
z Hey girl, you're really nice but I still schedule you first in my heart. #unixjokes
z @ceedub Great artists copy-paste
a @keaneiscool nightmare fuel. http://t.co/oWJceYoA
a @keaneiscool they're trying to tell us something.
d Going to spend Valentine's day with myself. That means relaxation, self reflection, self improvement, and crushing loneliness.
a @funkatron I read that as "moron file".
a @x eating now. A lot.
a @shiflett is this your cousin bidding for pig parts at the dinner? http://t.co/NwqLfkcj
a Amazing butchering demo by Ryan Farr @4505_meats tonight at Butchers and Beers dinner. http://t.co/ImVktLt5
a The victim. http://t.co/nWiYu8ZY
a Tools of the trade, pre-Ryan Farr gore. (at @beastandthehare) [pic] — http://t.co/92BSm2LS
a About to start Butchers and Beers dinner with Ryan Farr working on a pig while we eat. (@ Beast and The Hare) http://t.co/eA6ICrvU
a @phishy check iPhone-dev.org
a @phishy you can jailbreak it, just not unlock it.
z Hottest new database: MySQLPostgresSolrRedisMongoGraphiteDB
#lotsofsql
a @matthewbaldwin I think I randomly favorited some of them.
a @k They Mayans were right.
a @matthewbaldwin I may resort to mashing random keys in hopes of finding a sekret shortcut.
a So how do I get to my lists with one click on new Twitter layout? It's terrible.
a @sumardi Not according to the stock market.
a @sfgirl But is half-step really that much lower?
a I've got some math for you today: AAPL > MSFT + GOOG.
a Wait, Skrillex got 2 Grammys? I thought he only had one tune.
a Carl & Cole stop on N-Judah is always such a shit show in the mornings.
a @CalEvans @auroraeosrose cause then it'd be too easy for you to be home at the right time.
a @sfgirl any idea why?
a @tavallai excellent choice.
d what a great night
a @mwhooker I prefer Fell.
a So, if a cabbie asks you which way you like you prefer to your destination, is that good or bad?
a @sfgirl you know what happens later...
a @phatduckk *unfriend*
a @MadFermentation Their Corps Mort is great as well.
z @maiab don't think so
z @Clarko @BradEllis @jessiechar @mantia this whole instagram series might be my favorite thing ever
z This DJ is not very good
a Anyone with soon expiring Air Canada upgrade credits — want to upgrade me on the flight to Confoo on Feb 28?
d @probablymolly :(
a Double IPA fest! (with Melanie at the Bistro) — http://t.co/m5IPPPtK
z @jschloss yaaay
z @pui_ling @justinlouie Check out Karma on the iOS app store
d @jbrukh @dylanschenker nice meeting/knowing you
d @jbrukh @dylanschenker ...at least he stopped?
d @jbrukh @dylanschenker D'oh. Safe travels?
d @lauralloyd jesus you're only 23
d @quartertonality why
d @tao_lin some people would love it regardless of its merits?
z @smcbride I think that's exactly why people do it
a @sfrench in East Bay section.
a Hello, Beer Week! (at San Francisco Beer Week Opening Gala) — http://t.co/ZhRTjjV9
z @laurenshaffer for serious
d @naxuu "I have had it with these motherfucking fakes on this motherfucking aeroplane!"
z I FEEL SO HIP RIGHT NOW http://t.co/VGk6XidE
z I'm being badgered into switching my photoblog to Instagram by @modern_analog
z Stairwell http://t.co/O19o1gWD
d @lefttheprairie Go somewhat ambiguous. My recommendation is simply "Baby!"
d I'd praise your irony but I know you literally never meant it.
e I love the seat warmers in this Subaru, but it kinda makes me feel like I wet myself. Perhaps that is the appeal.
a @adholden You still have the ticket for Black Keys?
a Finally catching up on SuperBowl commercials, thanks to this @gimmebar collection. http://t.co/s0Xqy7xs
a @jperras You call it "her"?
d @tedleo open packages of pasta attract insects and crust punks. better to just eat it all.
d @naxuu *if
d @naxuu just passed a 'creative labs' space. should I pop my head in and ask of they do cgi sloths?
d @naxuu I need more life skills, obvs
d @naxuu here's a blue ribbon
d @naxuu so yr riding the backlash waves now?
d @grobstein were/are your parents professors?
d @grobstein imagined change in acceptable dinner table small-talk post-depersonalized-Internet-discourse
d @kelliebob well, I'm glad you said something
d Any New Yorkers want to lend me their books of poetry? I think I'm ready.
d @graeyalien yo man remember myspace look how far we've come now it's ourspace amirite
d @KarenMN hah. Thanks. Probably should've written "broadcasted" instead of "broadcast", but I'm trying to let flubs go.
d @phirephoenix Yeah. Everyone wants the asynchronicity to work in their favor.
d Mention Deficit Disorder: Checking the Connect tab over and over, hoping someone, somewhere notices you exist.
d "Son, in our household we only talk about politics and religion. It's impolite to personalize things in such a naked manner!"
z @maiab ha! I was there for a little over a year
z @viona I wouldn't worry about it
d keep pumping out those unique hits, y'all
d 10s of 1000s of people simultaneously discovered disembodied bits of media via the Internet in the late 90's/early 00's but it felt unique.