wickman one day i will be dead and my grandchildren will reminisce over my early 2010s poop tweets.
goldman Mallory Archer v. the Dowager Countess of Grantham. #silversmackdown
goldman I don't have an NBA team. I'm Team Blake: http://t.co/9qgy9k4W
jack @tgehani excited to have you
jack @lippiestick that was automated so doesn't count. The first one is: inviting coworkers
jack @Mayu2580 you should be
jack @Jay2pt0 thank you
jack @alicht not yet.
stevej @fearofcode @flangy read the byte code. I think @dpp has a recorded talk available on scala to jvm bytecode
SG @ROWGHANI yes. The Devo track. (though, I confess to enjoying the indulgence).
rk National margarita day and I'm the mayor. (@ Velvet Cantina w/ 2 others) http://t.co/M9M8iej1
rk @kris pics or it didn't happen
stevej @flangy lol you want nice things in java
leland Bjork was amazing this eve! Science art music fantasy. With a 20ft tesla cool synthesizer. You must see!!! http://t.co/zNbuGiDM
iano also only cited wikipedia fuck you every teacher ever
iano Just sent a 2000 word email discussing Queue Theory. My magnum opus.
abdur Trying to decide if Kurt Russell's "Escape from New York", "The Thing" or "Big Trouble in Little China" is his best movie. #cnndebate
SG @ROWGHANI my fave Anderson/Mothersbaugh moment is the end of Life Aquatic and the slow fade to "Gut Feeling"
SG @ROWGHANI he's also really great on Yo Gabba Gabba. (really)
larsonite @speedocowboy I actually am in Canada.
fat @sayrer can't find the appropriate gif response to this... sorta stressing me out.
jack Square has taken over 54 Mint for our new hire mixer! @ 54 Mint http://t.co/ddpcsX9i
sidd @Truebe yo, do you know anyone who could hook me up with tickets for burning man (re: http://t.co/eNLt4GQV)
smaffulli @funambol is now OneMediaHub. Super cool new look and new focus. Congrats to the team
larsonite Curling on one tv, hockey highlights on another. This sports bar is definitely in Canada.
goldman @rumchata Ha! You're not interested in licensing my slogan? Good stuff tho! Bartender at Four Seasons St. Louis was raving.
abdur For it is easy in experimentation to be deceived, and to think one has seen and discovered what we desire to see and discover. Luigi Galvani
sidd @HiveTheory word. Good luck! Excited to hear how it goes.
avibryant @k nah, highest to lowest can be entertaining. Random example: most expensive scotches at BC Liquor stores. http://t.co/6ErLG5hn
rk @escapist do you have notifications that are set to not show badges?
fat "the entire moral compass of my childhood was determined by thundercats" - @BenWard
mm Why hasn't LinkedIn gotten into the ATS business?
jack wabi sabi is showing up everywhere. http://t.co/LI8AVT8J
fat @danro nah - no mdn. I let people ask me questions though.
sidd @HiveTheory @zuercher hah, glad you're playing. I really like level03 -> level06. Things get fun pretty fast.
iano @HumorForMens is this an American Astronaut reference?
smaffulli Spent most of my workday on Etherpad, taking notes during meetings and sharing draft documents with colleagues. I love simple and effective
fat @rwaldron ha - do it! it's a fun exercise
fat @valueof yep, the solution is $ = jQuery
fat @rwaldron i'd still ask it to you as an interview question - i'd just expect you to finish ;)
fat @NoahJ32 well you should come interview at twitter then!
fat @iano your interview game is way ahead of mine - i remember our pair interview
avibryant @jafari @bails Saturday? Dunno. You're really asking the wrong guy. #funemployed
fat @paydirtapp ha you can choose the browsers!
fat @rwaldron strong hire :)
fat @kpk lol - no - gotta write just js
fat @icanberk no libraries! from scratch! :D
fat @tnm lol no way! js only :P
fat @reybango i think it's a very nice question - let's people pick what they're strongest at :)
iano @fat often I do a similar thing with MapReduce.
fat new interview question: you have 45 minutes to write jquery from scratch. get as far as you can. start from wherever you'd like.
sidd @zuercher cool, should be all set!
sidd @zuercher Definitely not yours. :-) Will bump rlimits. level01?
rk @mccv you mean microseconds
rk @busterbenson ask quora
jack @pellyg 3 months. Cold turkey.
larsonite Prices at the airport Burger King say "you have no alternative. Pay up or go hungry, you dumb bastard".
iano @missmerv @olivialeighkoko what happened today? You should start a twitter account to document the stuff that goes down
fat @DevinRhode2 yeah let's talk next week!
krishnagade @kalyanakrishna clicked a spam link in a dm from someone I follow and got phished, that's what happend.
fat @DevinRhode2 i use lessc the official less compiler `npm install less -g`
biz A colorful view of Montreal before I head back home. http://t.co/dVBSeAfE
avibryant It's been a rough first week for baby Asher, but he's coming home from the hospital today with a clean bill of health. #phew
stevej @benjy you're not the boss of meme (thank you, I'll be here all week)
jack @kmacvittie not at all. just as fast on both
jack The collection of Card Cases that inspired @CardCase http://t.co/CeNoKR6h
jack I used to have (and loved) this chorded keyboard, the twiddler 2 by @handykey. Then moved to dvorak and fingerworks. http://t.co/wNHVVOoQ
iano @robey what are you talking about its not below freezing
SG @tiger Logitech. It's great.
SG @ericaiacono Or: If I could start this firm over today, what would it look like? I doubt change will be outside the margins. / @jullia_hood
fat @vhustle good point
rk The United States Marines have a pinterest board called "Things that go BOOM": http://t.co/Q5caGkC4 #livingInTheFuture (via @mccv)
rk @jkalucki yeah. :/
smaffulli Open innovation by Ford using open source: OpenXC a platform for smart dashboard http://t.co/LhRM6fxp
leland @kris one of my fave spots in one of my fave cities!
rk Wow, @vailmtn just bought @KirkwoodMtn: http://t.co/zmI6jGRx
SG @tiger so far, so good. I don't plan on doing anything too fancy.
iano @doron @turbeauxboy congrats!
SG @thebradking I'm going to costa rica for three months in June. "working" is the right term for whatever I am doing now.
SG @thebradking I only get one trip a quarter? is that the new rule? I will be there sat-mon, my friend.
pbrane @ted_dunning @rjurney @squarecog a pig module would be a great idea. New features ideas for 0.8, sounds like to me! ;P
fat @vhustle oh man, i don't know if i could handle dorms
fat Uhhhhh... Leisure studies is my new jam. Going back to school immediately..
iano Being able to look through my Google search history is awesome. http://t.co/Eo4hOb5r
SG Death to cheesy infographics... “@isaach: my current favorite role at Twitter to interview people for: https://t.co/jEmDDbwT”
SG There was a better than even chance that either @omid or @chloes would be on my flight to NY. (Got the Vogue-y one). http://t.co/TSwGPOFb
iano Do you suffer internet persona insecurities?
smaffulli This is what you do today: How to Remove Your Google Search History Before Google's New Privacy Policy Takes Effect http://t.co/YhUH7rjB
SG @Aubs "proposals" = cold shudder
SG @stephanietack dude! NYC!
SG First businessISH trip w/ no laptop and just the iPad/keyboard hookup. http://t.co/ac940MgK
pbrane @rjurney you have seen it, actually - it's what @ted_dunning used in his "pig-vector" thing, to couple pig to/from #mahout disk-format
rk @ktranell there's a bug where it sometimes says you're not following when you are
iano The current occupants of the house know nothing about the tiles and are annoyed by people who ask.[citation needed]
goldman @drbluman he had a Xanga!
pbrane @rjurney not sure if I entirely agree that it's terribly possible in all cases, but in general, yes. You've seen the ElephantBird loaders?
pbrane @rjurney blog + push to GitHub soon enough. Needs more eyeballs first, but definitely.
sachin_verma I just ousted Jaspal Singh S. as the mayor of Komli media on @foursquare! http://t.co/7QzuSHfW
sachin_verma I'm at Komli media (403, 4th flr, Tower B, Global business park, Gurgaon) http://t.co/4JKHyzSK
pbrane oh man. should not have stayed up this late... but #jruby REPL + #mahout == #awesomesauce. Demo for the team tmrw (today! :\ )
pbrane guaranteed way to trigger any bank's "WE WILL TRANSFER THE SUM OF 3,129,000 USD$..." fraud filter: international p2p wire transfer. Ooof.
pbrane omg. having a REPL makes so much sadness go away. #jruby #scala #anythingwitharepl
larsonite Finally, a review of one of the best, and most underrated cereals of all time: Cracklin' Out Bran: http://t.co/mTF5pC2M
iano Mayhem ensues.
pbrane @jshadlen now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
pbrane @al3xandru indeed! Mac autocorrect sometimes makes me feel like it should be Mac "autoincorrect"...
pbrane @adilaijaz truly, if anything is "web-scale", it's stupidity.
iano @chenosaurus yes!
pbrane @strlen dude I totally was! It was called "jungle" back then, yo.
goldman Watching the Downton finale. I'm expecting nothing less than the beheading of Mr. Bates at the Sept of Baelor.
SG @aunder we have Halloween, the Castro and the marina.
pbrane My aunt listens to Skrillex + I have to ask my stepson about it? Did I miss a generation? :\ MT: @attthebluebarn What! Skrillex is awesome
stevej @tnm I changed my mind, cream cheese isn't Paleo.
stevej @Truebe never mind then :(
stevej @Truebe is cream cheese ok? (Sometimes you gotta make do)
iano @ohlol next time say hi!
larsonite Poor Worf. He never gets his way. http://t.co/5yNalTrP!
pbrane @strlen and would that make the ruby port "Draco", and the C-port "Grindlewald" (and, er, the assembly port "Salazar"?)
iano @ohlol yes I do!
iano "is life always this hard? Or is it only when you're a kid?"
wickman @mesadavey I think you're taking the startup soccer league a little seriously.
jack @City_Racks I'm happy it's helping
abdur @rakeshlobster perhaps but 2% is a high price for a transaction for a charity.
jack @AliyaaJ hi
rk @sacca where's the snow?
iano This is honestly what I watch anytime I am bummed out: http://t.co/fypMWCQ5 It also makes Andy skip through the house so everyone wins
jack @elizabeth who won?
jack @JacobJPhillips there's lots of little things all around the team did to make common things easier
jack @danishism happy you like it. It's simple.
jack @taylorloren hello
jack @scottharrison Accept donuts. Everywhere.
jack @ZBadvertising great having you aboard
jack @dens I need to get by there…
jack @BryanElliott thank you!
fat JS school! http://t.co/nR5ZgzLz
plok shuttle is so bumpy that I've a hard time typing.....
plok @zhenghuali @wangtian that's when we know that heading to the exit is not an option.
iano @mco15 :)
iano @mco15 http://t.co/guAs8EOW
avibryant @snoble @andrewcatton @cputney can we have the old OS 9 Finder back though?
iano @fat http://t.co/Uov2T4js
plok @zhenghuali @wangtian really? that's the only thing you want to know? I thought guys would care more about them.
iano @jenreiber if you ever figure out how to relive the glory days feel free to tell me
goldman @amynw tl;dr never play double-0 roulette.
kevinweil @satyap wow, jinx
iano @cpen @laura_june I added Dinosaur to @laura_june's topics on @klout http://t.co/zg69yVrO
iano @laura_june @cpen for a small consulting fee I can help elevate your Dinosaur klout score. So easy my mom could do it!
abdur @jess still old location, new one coming very soon.
iano @cpen Klout says I am influential about "Dinosaur"
fat @rem is there a way to turn the warnings off at the bottom of jsbin?
fat @rgbenson <3
krishnagade @amitpaka yeah, got fixed now.
iano peaked in highschool
goldman New version of Twitter for iPhone fixes most of my gripes. It's faster, swipe actions are back and you can copy & paste links in tweets.
iano @aunder will do. Just show up 15 minutes late and close the deals.
iano @mccv maybe I just wasn't the target of your jokes until recently
iano @mccv did you take a comedy class or something in the last 4 weeks?
iano @aunder turns out you are the secret ingredient of me winning arguments
iano @robey kk ping me on my hiptop
iano @robey yea sup
iano Today everyone is hating on people who "yt?" I stand by the yt.
goldman @bhaggs oh shit!!! Downloading.
avibryant @matasar (in case you don't read reddit) this is clearly what you need to do with your monitor: http://t.co/W7GPqfQK
krishnagade Got phished today :(
iano @Chadsalty your idol http://t.co/iZ2KpBaB
iano @ObeseVegan yes please
iano @ObeseVegan is this brunch song from dr. lecter?
avibryant @amyjennifen it must be hard for you litigators to be around us mere mortals... /cc @jzieger
iano @ObeseVegan his mix tape "well done" was pretty good. Not sure which came out first.
fat @pamelafox ah ok - me tooo...
avibryant @chadfowler what I meant was "please write down your talk in words on your blog; I would like to read them".
avibryant @chadfowler did you consider "How To Count & Judge Things That Matter When…"? Anyway, sounds like an amazing talk.
fat @amadeus are you going to be there? I will be at sxsw
fat @amadeus do you have anything to do with this? http://t.co/YkUVKFv0
fat @valueof not at twitter - actually I'm pretty fuzzy on the details :P
fat @dskendall lol i know!
fat @pamelafox are you teaching at @CoderDojoSF?
avibryant @snoble hm? Oh, nothing, just clearing my throat.
goldman @iano love sleepy arnold.
larsonite Standing room only for @lintool's talk on machine learning at Twitter. #linsanity
avibryant @snoble *cough*
iano @goldman listen to this next time you hit the gym http://t.co/M9llcnB1